Torne (Richard Coles) | 2a99a7e | 2013-03-28 15:31:22 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 1 | Copyright (c) 2013 The Chromium Authors. All rights reserved. |
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Torne (Richard Coles) | 5821806 | 2012-11-14 11:43:16 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 6 | This file is used for making non-code changes to trigger buildbot cycles. Make |
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Torne (Richard Coles) | c2e0dbd | 2013-05-09 18:35:53 +0100 | [diff] [blame] | 9 | ====================================================================== |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 5821806 | 2012-11-14 11:43:16 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 10 | |
| 11 | Let's make a story. Add one sentence for every commit: |
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Torne (Richard Coles) | 2a99a7e | 2013-03-28 15:31:22 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 13 | CHAPTER 1: |
Torne (Richard Coles) | c2e0dbd | 2013-05-09 18:35:53 +0100 | [diff] [blame] | 14 | It was a dark and blinky night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 5821806 | 2012-11-14 11:43:16 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 15 | occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which |
| 16 | swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along |
| 17 | the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 2a99a7e | 2013-03-28 15:31:22 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 18 | struggled against the elements. A hooded figure emerged. |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 5821806 | 2012-11-14 11:43:16 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 19 | |
| 20 | It was a Domo-Kun. |
| 21 | |
| 22 | "What took you so long?", inquired his wife. |
| 23 | |
| 24 | Silence. Oblivious to his silence, she continued, "Did Mr. Usagi enjoy the |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 2a99a7e | 2013-03-28 15:31:22 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 25 | waffles you brought him?""You know him, he's not one to forego a waffle, |
Ben Murdoch | 7dbb3d5 | 2013-07-17 14:55:54 +0100 | [diff] [blame] | 26 | no matter how burnt," he snickered. |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 5821806 | 2012-11-14 11:43:16 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 27 | |
| 28 | The pause was filled with the sound of thunder. |
| 29 | |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 2a99a7e | 2013-03-28 15:31:22 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 30 | CHAPTER 2: |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 5821806 | 2012-11-14 11:43:16 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 31 | The jelly was as dark as night, and just as runny. |
| 32 | The Domo-Kun shuddered, remembering the way Mr. Usagi had speared his waffles |
| 33 | with his fork, watching the runny jelly spread and pool across his plate, |
| 34 | like the blood of a dying fawn. "It reminds me of that time --" he started, as |
| 35 | his wife cut in quickly: "-- please. I can't bear to hear it.". A flury of |
| 36 | images coming from the past flowed through his mind. |
| 37 | |
| 38 | "You recall what happened on Mulholland drive?" The ceiling fan rotated slowly |
| 39 | overhead, barely disturbing the thick cigarette smoke. No doubt was left about |
| 40 | when the fan was last cleaned. |
| 41 | |
| 42 | There was a poignant pause. |
| 43 | |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 2a99a7e | 2013-03-28 15:31:22 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 44 | CHAPTER 3: |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 5821806 | 2012-11-14 11:43:16 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 45 | Mr. Usagi felt that something wasn't right. Shortly after the Domo-Kun left he |
| 46 | began feeling sick. He thought out loud to himself, "No, he wouldn't have done |
Ben Murdoch | bb1529c | 2013-08-08 10:24:53 +0100 | [diff] [blame^] | 47 | that to me." He considered that perhaps he shouldn't have pushed so hard. |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 5821806 | 2012-11-14 11:43:16 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 48 | Perhaps he shouldn't have been so cold and sarcastic, after the unimaginable |
Ben Murdoch | 7dbb3d5 | 2013-07-17 14:55:54 +0100 | [diff] [blame] | 49 | horror that had occurred just the week before. |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 5821806 | 2012-11-14 11:43:16 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 50 | |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 2a99a7e | 2013-03-28 15:31:22 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 51 | Next time, there won't be any sushi. Why sushi with waffles anyway? It's like |
Ben Murdoch | eb525c5 | 2013-07-10 11:40:50 +0100 | [diff] [blame] | 52 | adorning breakfast cereal with halibut -- shameful. |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 5821806 | 2012-11-14 11:43:16 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 53 | |
| 54 | CHAPTER 4: |
Torne (Richard Coles) | c2e0dbd | 2013-05-09 18:35:53 +0100 | [diff] [blame] | 55 | The taste of stable sushi in his mouth the next morning was unbearable. He |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 2a99a7e | 2013-03-28 15:31:22 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 56 | wondered where the sushi came from as he attempted to wash the taste away with |
Ben Murdoch | eb525c5 | 2013-07-10 11:40:50 +0100 | [diff] [blame] | 57 | a bottle of 3000¥ sake. He tries to recall the cook's face. Purple? |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 5821806 | 2012-11-14 11:43:16 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 58 | |
| 59 | CHAPTER 5: |
| 60 | Many years later, Mr. Usagi would laugh at the memory of the earnest, |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 2a99a7e | 2013-03-28 15:31:22 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 61 | well-intentioned Domo-Kun. Another day in the life... |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 5821806 | 2012-11-14 11:43:16 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 62 | |
| 63 | TRUISMS (1978-1983) |
| 64 | JENNY HOLZER |
| 65 | A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY |
| 66 | A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS |
| 67 | A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER |
| 68 | A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF |
| 69 | A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MEANS ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD |
| 70 | A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN |
Ben Murdoch | eb525c5 | 2013-07-10 11:40:50 +0100 | [diff] [blame] | 71 | NO ONE SHOULD EVER USE SVN |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 2a99a7e | 2013-03-28 15:31:22 +0000 | [diff] [blame] | 72 | AN INFLEXIBLE POSITION SOMETIMES IS A SIGN OF PARALYSIS |
Torne (Richard Coles) | 7d4cd47 | 2013-06-19 11:58:07 +0100 | [diff] [blame] | 73 | IT IS MANS FATE TO OUTSMART HIMSELF |