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Torne (Richard Coles)2a99a7e2013-03-28 15:31:22 +000013CHAPTER 1:
Torne (Richard Coles)c2e0dbd2013-05-09 18:35:53 +010014It was a dark and blinky night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at
Torne (Richard Coles)58218062012-11-14 11:43:16 +000015occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which
16swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along
17the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that
Torne (Richard Coles)2a99a7e2013-03-28 15:31:22 +000018struggled against the elements. A hooded figure emerged.
Torne (Richard Coles)58218062012-11-14 11:43:16 +000019
20It was a Domo-Kun.
21
22"What took you so long?", inquired his wife.
23
24Silence. Oblivious to his silence, she continued, "Did Mr. Usagi enjoy the
Torne (Richard Coles)2a99a7e2013-03-28 15:31:22 +000025waffles you brought him?""You know him, he's not one to forego a waffle,
Ben Murdoch7dbb3d52013-07-17 14:55:54 +010026no matter how burnt," he snickered.
Torne (Richard Coles)58218062012-11-14 11:43:16 +000027
28The pause was filled with the sound of thunder.
29
Torne (Richard Coles)2a99a7e2013-03-28 15:31:22 +000030CHAPTER 2:
Torne (Richard Coles)58218062012-11-14 11:43:16 +000031The jelly was as dark as night, and just as runny.
32The Domo-Kun shuddered, remembering the way Mr. Usagi had speared his waffles
33with his fork, watching the runny jelly spread and pool across his plate,
34like the blood of a dying fawn. "It reminds me of that time --" he started, as
35his wife cut in quickly: "-- please. I can't bear to hear it.". A flury of
36images coming from the past flowed through his mind.
37
38"You recall what happened on Mulholland drive?" The ceiling fan rotated slowly
39overhead, barely disturbing the thick cigarette smoke. No doubt was left about
40when the fan was last cleaned.
41
42There was a poignant pause.
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Torne (Richard Coles)2a99a7e2013-03-28 15:31:22 +000044CHAPTER 3:
Torne (Richard Coles)58218062012-11-14 11:43:16 +000045Mr. Usagi felt that something wasn't right. Shortly after the Domo-Kun left he
46began feeling sick. He thought out loud to himself, "No, he wouldn't have done
Ben Murdochbb1529c2013-08-08 10:24:53 +010047that to me." He considered that perhaps he shouldn't have pushed so hard.
Torne (Richard Coles)58218062012-11-14 11:43:16 +000048Perhaps he shouldn't have been so cold and sarcastic, after the unimaginable
Ben Murdoch7dbb3d52013-07-17 14:55:54 +010049horror that had occurred just the week before.
Torne (Richard Coles)58218062012-11-14 11:43:16 +000050
Torne (Richard Coles)2a99a7e2013-03-28 15:31:22 +000051Next time, there won't be any sushi. Why sushi with waffles anyway? It's like
Ben Murdocheb525c52013-07-10 11:40:50 +010052adorning breakfast cereal with halibut -- shameful.
Torne (Richard Coles)58218062012-11-14 11:43:16 +000053
54CHAPTER 4:
Torne (Richard Coles)c2e0dbd2013-05-09 18:35:53 +010055The taste of stable sushi in his mouth the next morning was unbearable. He
Torne (Richard Coles)2a99a7e2013-03-28 15:31:22 +000056wondered where the sushi came from as he attempted to wash the taste away with
Ben Murdocheb525c52013-07-10 11:40:50 +010057a bottle of 3000¥ sake. He tries to recall the cook's face. Purple?
Torne (Richard Coles)58218062012-11-14 11:43:16 +000058
59CHAPTER 5:
60Many years later, Mr. Usagi would laugh at the memory of the earnest,
Torne (Richard Coles)2a99a7e2013-03-28 15:31:22 +000061well-intentioned Domo-Kun. Another day in the life...
Torne (Richard Coles)58218062012-11-14 11:43:16 +000062
63TRUISMS (1978-1983)
64JENNY HOLZER
65A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY
66A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS
67A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER
68A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF
69A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MEANS ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
70A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN
Ben Murdocheb525c52013-07-10 11:40:50 +010071NO ONE SHOULD EVER USE SVN
Torne (Richard Coles)2a99a7e2013-03-28 15:31:22 +000072AN INFLEXIBLE POSITION SOMETIMES IS A SIGN OF PARALYSIS
Torne (Richard Coles)7d4cd472013-06-19 11:58:07 +010073IT IS MANS FATE TO OUTSMART HIMSELF